Uhhh...guy, don't drag me down with you...

Vagina Vagina Vagina....Ted, you know what I'm talking about!
-Ken (in front of an appalled Mrs. Linen)

Slick in Space!

"Hey Slick your hair is like a helmet......it's like......so galactic."

-Ken (Thanksgiving Eve 2005)

Paging Dr. Pennanke.....

"Yo I've almost completed my Masters.........pretty soon you'll all have to call me Dr. Pommerencke."
-Dr. Ken

You Have Put On a few lbs Kenny....

"Look at me, I'm fatter than GOD!"
-Ken (pretending to be Tedward)

You lack discipline.....

"Yo if my kid ever turned his back on me like that, I would so beat his asspipe...."
-Ken (watching Bronx Tale)

What Color Is He Now??

"My best friend in High School used to be Black"
-ethnically confused Ken

Screwing the House

"Screw you and the house you rode in on"
-Pommerenke

Barnstorming

"You couldn't hit the red side of a barn........what are barns not red.......HELLO!!!"
-Ken (just confused)

New One...

"ohhhh, look at me, I'm Dan Hayden, I went 13 for10 this weekend"
-Kenny (trying to defy the laws of sabermatricians across the world)

Old one....

"Die you Serbian bug from Hell!!!"
-Ken (trying to step on a moth)

Spring 2007

"You guys couldn't hit a curveball if the ocean fell out of a boat"
-Pannanke